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“Don’t judge everyone else by your limited experience.”
Carl Sagan (via whats-out-there)

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lymphonodge:

i want 2 do the thing w my friends that daddy long legs do where they all huddle together & pulsate

I’m pretty sure those are called raves. Or orgies. Depending.

(via hellstarfantasy)

“He remembered the bitterness of his life at school, the humiliation which he had endured, the banter which had made him morbidly afraid of making himself ridiculous; and he remembered the loneliness he had felt since, faced with the world, the disillusion and the disappointment caused by the difference between what it promised and what it gave. But notwithstanding he was able to look at himself from the outside and smile with amusement.”
— W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage (via fables-of-the-reconstruction)

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roryblank:

It’s some sort of pizza demon.

This would’ve made Yo! Noid so much better.

Set your local frat house on fire

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

(via class-struggle-anarchism)

gilsonic:

Dirt nap.
steamboatbilljr:

Myrna Loy in The Girl From Chicago, 1927

dinuguan:

It has been a challenging mating season for Bird Person

(via ghost-of-algren)